Well.... What HAVE you done?

Beck & Limbaugh.  Tag team from hell.  Getting rich by tearing down the American experiment, sodomizing the democracy, and generally spreading panic and misinformation to a nation of boobs.

Tarring and feathering seems so... I don't know... 18th Century.  I mean, it's absolutely what would have happened to these nimrods back in the 1780s or so; put out of town on a rail as the Torries and loyalists they are.  What is replacing the Divine Right of Kings with the doctrine of jusnaturalism (the natural rights of ALL people) if not the advent of democratic socialism?

And I'm not even sure where you can just go buy feathers today anyhow.  But you know those Styrofoam packing peanuts?

You want a tea party-esque solution?  I say we tar and peanuts these bastards!

All in flavor, say "pie."

* Cartoon photo-shop by Grace Tunis.